DEATH TEST!

September 19, 2038
at the age of 63 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

At the age of 13,284 years old.

On that date you will most likely die of:
Nothing (100%)

Well I guess I'll be around for awhile. He he...

HAHAHA Ive got you all beat.Live fast die young and leave a ratty ass lookin corpse.

YAY Go me!


November 27, 2028
at the age of 44 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Alcoholism (15%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Electrolysis (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Homicide (5%)

Nov. 22 2045 at age 73

Cancer 24%
Heart attack 17%
Electrolysis 10%
Drowning 10%
Alcaholism 6%

I HAVE A 5% CHANCE OF DYING OF SUICIDE.

I WONDER HOW BAD IT COULD GET BETWEEN THEN AND NOW???

DOES THIS SOUND REALLY BAD...

I THINK ID RATHER DIE BY SUICIDE THE HOMICIDE.

<font color="#FFFF00" size="1">[ January 15, 2004 12:11 AM: Message edited by: pretty_in_punk ]</font>

oh i'm sorry josh you do have me beat, well i guess i will be around to go to your funeral but then the rest of you have to go to mine since i'll be the next one to go, i'm requesting now that i want a several cages of Guinness (hope you like Guinness PIP) and it will be a requirement for you all to get wasted, then spread my ashes over ireland...those are my last wishes...i'm going to need some time to come up with my last words though, maybe i'll survive the first two and die from alien abduction, i wonder how exactly that would work, i hop probes are not involved though...and how come Kof and mattabilly managed to escape the aliens?
damn i didn't know so many people had leprosy, that sucks [img]tongue.gif[/img]

HMMMMMN....

WHAT WOULD BE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "AILENS" AND "AILEN ABDUCTION"??

WHICH WOULD BE WORSE??